He is in Russia! (Deal with the US). Or he is in one of those other mideastern countrys hiding under a rock, or being "harbored" by "ter-riss" (Terrorists) in another country. Dont worry, once Bush finds out he is gonna blow that country up as well.
Well...the new rumor that is being poured through the conservative news networks is that Sadam is dead, either killed by those recent JDAMS dropped on his ass, or he was killed on the first night of the bombings.