Chuck Norris is THE MAN. Well..after watching "24" (yes, I finally caved in and am on disc 2 of Season 1) Jack Bauer might be the man now but Chuck Norris has something that Jack Bauer doesn't have yet...The Chuck Norris Facts.
My Top 5 Chuck Norris Facts:
1. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
2. Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.
3. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
4. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
5. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
you can find more at the Chuck Norris Facts website. Let me know which ones are your favorites.