Another method (to add to this collection of various ways) is to fill the siphon tube with water first before you submerge it.
Go to your tap, fill the tube and vaccuum part, put your thumbs (or other digits) over the ends, submerge the vaccuum part in the tank, release, place the other end in a bucket, then release. It should start the siphon going, but you may need a few tries before you manage the dexterity.
Personally, as long as you're not immunocompromised in any fashion, tank water isn't poison. I've always maintained that if you can't drink the water in your tank then you're not taking care of your fish properly.
But the quick suck method doesn't require that you get a mouthful of water. All you have to do is create enough force to get the water flowing over the lip of the tank, then you put your thumb over the hose and lower it the rest of the way into the bucket. *shurg*
~~Colesea