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[Somonas]

I just took a quick glance at the stats, and they look pretty good to me  *  we have had plenty of new members join us in the last week, so every day our little community gets larger and larger.  so we can help more and more people with their fishy things.

So.. if you are reading this as a guest, and haven't registered yet, now is a great time join us.   Come on in, the water's fine!  ;D

[equinom]

I'm a little concerned over the number of users...
How many users can I fit on this site?  Which users are
compatible?  How often do I need to feed a user?  What do I feed a user?  Do they really have to be regularly maintained - or can I go weeks at a time without cleaning up their poop?

Whats the best filter to use with a user?  Are the users affected by current?  What if the users get sucked in to the filter?  Do you take them out of the net?

And what if some of the users are sick?  Should I treat all the users, or remove the sick users to a hospital site until they aren't contagious anymore.  What is the best way to put a sick user out of their misery?  

Finally, what is the best user for cleaning up the other users messes?  What are the best scum sucking users?  Do they have those funny shaped mouths?  



OK - now I got to back to work!  From one user to another...

[Somonas]

LOL, questions answered in order of appearance.

How big is the site?
How big are the users?
Feed them as much as they can eat for 2 minutes.
Are the users herbivorious?
Yes, but the site would begin to smell.
Anything connected to a draft beer tap.
Yes.
Use a plunger.
No.
Put them in a hospital building and apply medical insurance.
LOL
Isolation, or firing squad
Arcab4.
Somonas.
LOL again

[equinom]

ryingsmiley* ryingsmiley* ryingsmiley* ryingsmiley* ryingsmiley*

Somanas - you are as warped as I am, and that is cause for concern.

I especially like the draft beer and plunger.  I don't think arcab4 is going to agree with you - but from your picture I would say funny shaped mouths are not required...  

Somonas, your nuts,,,,nothing else to say but your cracked... smiley*

[fishboy]

LoL @ Somonas and equinom ;D ley*

I think your all nuts. Everyone of you! (hmmm, there's no smiley with an upturned nose   ) The only one still sane is......me of course.




Or maybe I should look in the mirror!  ey* ey* ey*  :

[equinom]

ronca - that is the first stage.... denial

then enlightmenment

then acceptance

and the right to make as many people as you can, down that long twisted road of social dysfunction.

Then there is satisfaction

And the final stage is one of inner peace, knowing that with drugs one day you'll get out of that padded cell...


 

Lol!
I think I have passed the acceptance stage and working on the next 2, misleading as many people as I can and enjoying every moment of it.  ey* ley*

Im also getting close to the last stage. Somedays I think Im on some pretty good drugs but other days I know it will take me a long time to get out of my cell.  8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

[colesea]

But there's booze in the blender
and soon it will render
that frozen concoction that helps me hang on....
smiley*

Hey, somebody did once mention a Guniess tank...

Have a good night folk.
~~Colesea ley*